This quirky vintage-inspired keychain bag tag is the perfect accessory for adding a touch of humor to your luggage or bag. The eye-catching turquoise color and bold text reading "Keys to the Shit Show" will undoubtedly turn heads and elicit a few chuckles. Crafted with a durable plastic material, this keychain tag is designed to withstand the rigors of travel. Attach it to your suitcase, backpack, or purse for a playful and unique way to identify your belongings. With its retro motel room key-inspired shape, this keychain is a fun and nostalgic addition to any adventure. Embrace your sense of humor and make a statement with this one-of-a-kind accessory.