Introducing the "Nothing For You Crooked Christmas Ornament" - a cheeky and crass twist on the holiday season that's bound to elicit laughter! This ornament features Santa delivering his message in a scolding tone, proclaiming "Nothing For You Whore." Crafted from resilient resin, it's designed to stand the test of time, making it a cherished part of your holiday traditions for years to come. Spread some cheeky fun and humor with this unforgettable gift, guaranteed to add a unique touch of amusement to the festivities. Explore our Crooked Christmas Collection for more side-splitting holiday ornaments!