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Funny Tactical Sloth Morale Patch – “Slow is Smooth Smooth is Fast" 2 * 3" Embroidered Hook & Loop Patch for Backpack, Jacket, Range Bag, Dog Vest – Military Humor Gift in Kuwait Funny Tactical Sloth Morale Patch – “Slow is Smooth Smooth is Fast" 2 * 3" Embroidered Hook & Loop Patch for Backpack, Jacket, Range Bag, Dog Vest – Military Humor Gift in Kuwait Funny Tactical Sloth Morale Patch – “Slow is Smooth Smooth is Fast" 2 * 3" Embroidered Hook & Loop Patch for Backpack, Jacket, Range Bag, Dog Vest – Military Humor Gift in Kuwait Funny Tactical Sloth Morale Patch – “Slow is Smooth Smooth is Fast" 2 * 3" Embroidered Hook & Loop Patch for Backpack, Jacket, Range Bag, Dog Vest – Military Humor Gift in Kuwait Funny Tactical Sloth Morale Patch – “Slow is Smooth Smooth is Fast" 2 * 3" Embroidered Hook & Loop Patch for Backpack, Jacket, Range Bag, Dog Vest – Military Humor Gift in Kuwait Funny Tactical Sloth Morale Patch – “Slow is Smooth Smooth is Fast" 2 * 3" Embroidered Hook & Loop Patch for Backpack, Jacket, Range Bag, Dog Vest – Military Humor Gift in Kuwait Funny Tactical Sloth Morale Patch – “Slow is Smooth Smooth is Fast" 2 * 3" Embroidered Hook & Loop Patch for Backpack, Jacket, Range Bag, Dog Vest – Military Humor Gift in Kuwait

Funny Tactical Sloth Morale Patch – “Slow is Smooth Smooth is Fast" 2 * 3" Embroidered Hook & Loop Patch for Backpack, Jacket, Range Bag, Dog Vest – Military Humor Gift

KWD 3
Brand
FengechoCstm
Category
Sewing
Weight
9 g
All electronics ship with US style plugs. You may need a voltage converter or a plug adapter.
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Special Features

  • Unique & Funny Design: Calm, cool, and tactical—just like a sloth with night vision. This Slow Is Smooth, Smooth Is Fast morale patch turns a classic military phrase into a hilarious embroidered design, featuring a laid-back sloth in full gear flashing the peace sign. Whether you're a range regular, a patch collector, or just someone who appreciates smooth execution (and slow mornings), this patch hits the sweet spot between humor and tactical wisdom.
  • Easy Hook & Loop Attachment: Built with a strong hook-and-loop backing for fast placement on tactical gear, backpacks, jackets, hats, or dog vests. The self-adhesive layer allows temporary positioning—press, adjust, or sew the loop side onto your gear for long-term use. Perfect for swapping between your range bag, plate carrier, or daily pack.
  • Durable Embroidery & Field-Ready Quality: Crafted with high-density stitching and durable thread, this patch keeps its clean detail and rich color even with daily use. Whether it's going on your jacket or your dog's harness, the embroidery stays sharp—because smooth should always stay smooth.
  • Funny Gift for Tactical Fans & Collectors: Ideal for patch collectors, shooters, military humor fans, and anyone who lives by the motto “slow down to speed up.” It makes a great gift for friends at the range, coworkers, or anyone who loves combining humor with tactical style.
  • For Tactical, Outdoor & Everyday Gear: Perfect for backpacks, range bags, jackets, dog vests, hats, lunch bags, or patch walls. Whether you're training, hiking, or taking things slow (on purpose), this morale patch adds personality and a reminder that smooth is fast—and fast is funny.

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