Funny Subdued Ranger Eye Patch 1×1 inch - If You Can Read This You’re Too Close – Blackout PVC Morale Patch for Tactical Gear, Hats & Backpacks – Hook Backing (Loop Side not Included)
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Special Features
Subdued PVC ranger eye patch featuring the phrase “If You Can Read This You're Too Close” in raised dark lettering for a stealthy, humorous touch on tactical or everyday carry gear.
Made of rugged PVC with laser-molded 3D text for crisp detail and durability. Waterproof, flexible, and easy to clean — perfect for gear that faces daily use and outdoor conditions.
Hook backing – loop side not included – compatible with Velcro fasteners for quick attachment to loop panels, backpacks, or pouches. Simple to remove or reposition as needed.
Ideal for tactical users and EDC fans who appreciate humor in a low-profile style. Great for subdued loadouts, molle accessories, or black gear setups that prefer minimal visibility.
Compact and discreet, this patch adds personality without standing out. A fun morale patch choice for collectors who like dark, stealthy tones and subtle humor on their gear.
Description
This 1×1 inch subdued PVC ranger eye patch features the phrase 'If You Can Read This You're Too Close' in raised black-on-black lettering. Designed for humor with a stealth look, this funny patch is flexible, waterproof, and built to last. Hook backing (loop side not included) allows quick mounting on backpacks, tactical vests, or loop panels. Perfect for those who like to keep their gear understated yet personal, it blends humor and functionality — great for tactical, outdoor, or EDC enthusiasts who enjoy morale patches with a subtle, dark finish.