Bring some laughter and personality to your daily shifts with our Funny Nurse Badge Reel featuring the quote “I'm Tired Of This Grandpa, Well Too Dang Bad.” This retractable badge reel is more than just a novelty—it's built for real work. With a 23‑inch cord, you can swipe, scan, or display your ID without fuss. The sturdy acrylic face holds up against scratches, and the metal alligator clip ensures a secure grip on your scrubs, pocket, or belt. We designed it with the nurse, CNA, medical assistant, or nursing student in mind—compact at 1.4‑inch diameter, but visible enough to express your humor and style. It's lightweight, comfortable, and perfect for long shifts, night rounds, or teaching days. Plus, the unique quote makes it a great gift for coworkers, friends in healthcare, students, or anyone who wears a badge. Worried about durability? The cord retracts smoothly and consistently, even after frequent use, and the materials are chosen for longevity. If at any point you're unhappy, we offer a satisfaction guarantee. Say goodbye to boring nurse badge holders—this badge reel adds humor, function, and personality