Meet the laugh you can hold. This mini purple crochet kidney comes with a 5×3 cm pun card—“Got 99 problems, but kidney stones ain't one!”—to bring humor to tough days. Soft yarn, hand-stitched detail, and pocket size (≈8–10 cm) make it a cheerful get-well or clinic desk companion. What's included: 1× crochet kidney + printed card. Who it's for: kidney-stone survivors, urology/nephrology patients, med students, nurses, and doctors who appreciate a good clinic joke. Occasions: post-op recovery, hospital visits, thank-you to care teams, white-elephant exchanges. Friendly note: novelty décor for ages 14+; no medical claims or toy for young children.